December 2010
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The Daily What: Today's Big Read of the Day: "Hoy... →
Yeah, I cried. Read it.
thedailywhat:
In an AskReddit thread inquiring “Have you ever picked up a hitch-hiker?,” redditor rhoner posts a story that “has almost nothing to do with hitch hiking other than happening on a road”:
This past year I have had 3 instances of car trouble. A blow out on a freeway, a bunch of blown…
me: thursday im seeing bloody bloody andrew jackson with michelle and with the nutcracker on sunday, ima be so cultured!
Danielle: ohh hahaha. you sure are
me: i might have to wear a monocle next week as a result
Danielle: that is what indicates culture to you? interesting. and random
me: HAHAHAHAHA
Danielle: so when you see Mr. Peanut you just think "This man just knows art."
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“He didn’t come out of my belly, but my God, I’ve made his bones, because I’ve...”
– John Lennon (via rulesformyunbornson)
Let me guess, this is about Sean. Whatever John Lennon was, it was not a stellar parent. Let’s quote Julian talking about how his dad treated him:
There was some very negative stuff talked about me … like when he said I’d come out of a...
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Max (pig) →
There are many, many useless pages on Wikipedia, but for me this one is the most useless and insulting of all: a page dedicated solely to George Clooney’s dead pig.
Weighing ca. 300 pounds (over 130 kg), Max died in Los Angeles of natural causes, as has been stated by Clooney’s press secretary Stan Rosenfield.
Yup.
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This maintenance guy must think I’m an unsupervised child. He walks by, I’m reading. He walks by, I’m napping. He walks by, I’m coloring in the faded toes of my shoes with a Sharpie.
