January 2010
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On the subject of celebrity deaths
Is Salinger the Michael Jackson of literature? Each endured wild cultural and critical success early in their careers but was no longer creating new work, seemed to be increasingly weird, had reclusive tendencies, and endured scandalous rumors about their personal life (molesting boys, drinking own urine).
Or I could be grasping at straws.
Either way, RIP, Salinger. You changed the way we think...
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WatchJon Hamm doing SNL promos in a cardigan. Hello.
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Yessssssss!
30 Rock’s Valentine’s Day episode will feature guest appearances by all of Liz Lemon’s ex-boyfriends — Jason Sudeikis as Floyd, Jon Hamm as Dr. Drew Baird, and Dean Winter as Dennis “Beeper King” Duffy — plus newly revealed former flame Jon Bon Jovi.
-Vulture
OMG FLOYD WILL BE BACK.
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We could be knee-deep in Weasleys, but NO!
me: hey kates not home tonight…you know what that means! http://bit.ly/4qXIyV Danielle: NO. omg aja me: WHAT?!? WHAT? WHAT.
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Life sucks, then you star in arthritis commercials
Taylor: schoollll tomorrrrrrow ):
me: work todayyyy.
Taylor: ): this is stupid, this is dumb...once i get away from school i graduate to working every day like you, then i get elderly and the only job opportunities i'll have are appearing in arthritis commercials. this is bullshit
me: i just asked anna, "why dont they tell you when you grow up and get a job that you'll never see daylight again?"
Taylor: i was also going to ask you WHY is it that the period in time in which we can do absolutely nothing and that's cool, is so early on that you cant even remember it? ): WHY, that blows. we should be warned,or at least it should be a gradual scale. someone should be obligated to make your infancy suck, so that you're always getting a bit of a better life with each stage, NOT so that you're looking back and saying '): i want that'
me: hahah right? fix it, taylor. make it better.
Taylor: ...i will if i ever have kids. what is that, child abuse? they don't understand it is for my kids' own good that they clean my house all day.
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sad story?
Taylor: i'm still ): about the raccoon i saw
me: NOOOOOOOOO SADDDDDDD STORIEZZZZZZZ
Taylor: ...there is none! i just saw one hit late at night in the middle of the road like, i didn't see it get hit, but his little head was all bleeding and junk
me: STOP IT IT'S ALREADY SAD
Taylor: i was on my way to evan's and i came back like 5 hours later when it was almost morning, and as i drove by him again, HE WAS NOT DEAD, and he lifted up his head and waved his little arms and legs at the car
me: NOOOOOO ITS STILL SAD STOP IT
Taylor: and i went slow and looked at him right out my window, and he was reaching out his cutee little raccoon arms and i was like ): and went home. and mom reported, 'that sucker was deader than a doornail on the side of the road' the next day
me: NOOOO YOU SAID IT WASN'T SAD
Taylor: I LIED
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“Boy, these conservatives are really something, aren’t they? They’re all in favor...”
– George Carlin.
Boom.
(via cocknbull)(via rabbleprochoice)(via youmovetoofast)(via halvgal)(via vladislava)
So this happened...
Kate has unending depths of unintentional hilarity.
fuckyeahkatequotes:
“You know who is sexy? The President of Iran! He was on the cover of the NY Times today and he was in this little hat and I don’t know…he is sexy!”
-Kate
Actual conversation I had just now, during the 2nd...
Me: Can you transfer me? Him: Yes, I can. … Him: Or you could call 1-800- Me: —can you just transfer me? Him: No, ma’am, I can’t.
I never thought I could dislike Maggie Gyllenhaal.... →
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